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Why IA?
What is Infinite Asylum?
~~~WELCOME TO INFINITE ASYLUM!~~~
<Infinite Asylum>
is an Alliance guild based on the social aspect of WOW. We're all friends (new and old) and no matter what we're doing, we're gonna have fun doing it! We're a mature rated guild and we don't censor our members. Being able to just be ourselves and laugh about anything and everything is what separates IA from every other guild out there. If it's funny but it'd get you slapped, fired or stabbed...we probably talk about it on a daily basis! IA is a small guild focusing on Heroics and other non-raiding aspects. Bragging rights, loot, and progression are NEVER our driving force in this game. Fun, friendship and humor are why we stick around. That being said we're not for everyone and that's ok. We don't want to be a giant guild filled with faceless strangers.
There are some simple rules to live by in IA:
No Drama.
(if you are a drama magnet or enjoy it, fuck off :). Drama is NOT tolerated in this guild, so either be civil and work issues out in a mature fashion or i'll cut you. This also pertains to /trade/general and wow forums.)
Don't be a loot whore.
We all like to gear up our toons, but if your goal is to gear up as fast as possible and see new content when it's brand new; don't waste our fucking time. We are NOT your stepping stone to a raiding guild. If you use us to gear up and bail, don't expect us to be happy about it. We're here for the people, for the fun.
NOT.
THE. GEAR.
Ventrilo is encouraged.
Encouraged to have or get ventrilo and a working mic or headset (we're almost always on).
Ventrilo is not required for general membership but you will miss 90% of our conversations if you don't have it.
To raid, you are required to at least be able to listen to vent.
The Guild-Bank is a privilege.
Gaining access to the Gbank is not merely based on the time you've logged in this guild. Quite simply: the more you put into IA, the more IA will help you. We reward those that think of others first. Pay it forward is something we live by. Authenticators are required for any member wishing access to the gbank.
Represent your guild well.
If you wear our guild tag above your character, you are expected to represent the ideals of the guild, and not be a total jackass to people.
This pertains to every aspect of the game, even forums.
We don't censor.
IA is rated
MATURE
and therefor we do not censor ourselves on vent, chat or the forums. Headset mics are suggested for those that have younger folk around while playing, but it is up to each individual to choose the level of censorship they feel appropriate.
Guild wide censorship will NOT happen.
If you are overly sensitive to a topic or subject, it is not up to the guild to omit those topics while in your company. Make no mistake: we can and will say whatever the FUCK we want in gchat and vent. If you want a professional work environment: GO SOMEWHERE ELSE. No one's here to intentionally offend people, so things should be taken in jest.
No begging.
Begging for materials or gold, is frowned upon. We're a helpful guild, but we're not your personal bank. This also pertains to soliciting other players for gold/items/runs etc. Work for what you want and you'll enjoy it more.
We're not a twink guild.
Though we are helpful, we are
NOT
a TWINK guild, and will not be supplying anyone with twink items, enchant mats, or constant twink runs. The gbank is
NOT
for twinking. If you wish to twink, you will be funding that escapade on your own.
If you're interested in twinking and nothing else, this isn't the guild for you.
This is not a dating service.
Many of us have significant others within the guild, but they are REAL LIFE significant others. Online romance and dating is something that always leads to drama. Keep it out of the guild, or I'll do it for you with a gkick. This is a place to have fun, not get laid. See the No Drama rule.
Join us all in a laugh!
-Pestle
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Tuesday Downtime = IA member sightings!
Pestle-Scryers
, Mar 16, 10 2:25 PM.
Hello fellow wow'ers! I decided that since today is downtime..I'd post a little snapshot of a couple of our guild members dueling it out in Walmart recently! Above, we see Vashad and Umbracog of Infinite Asylum dual-wielding swords to the death! Shortly after, the 'npc guards' escorted us all out of their 'arena' :D
Got a funny picture of IA members and want me to add a bit of 'wow' to it? Contact Pestle and let's do this! :D
Happy Tuesday, everyone!
IA goes blogger!
Pestle-Scryers
, Dec 15, 09 9:31 AM.
Infinite Asylum has just expanded it's interests! You read it correct, folks--IA has a new project...we're (dun dun dun!) blogging!
You want tips/tricks or other random stuff from guild members? Visit http://infiniteasylum.blogspot.com/ and keep an eye out for new articles! Patch days get boring...so :D
Are you a member of Infinite Asylum and wish to post articles on the new blog? Contact Pestle asap and she will chat with you on what you would like to contribute. There are articles for classes, specs, pvp, rp, raids, heroics..you name it...if you want to write about it (and it pertains to wow)...It can be done!
Not a member of Infinite Asylum, but interested in contributing to the blog? Contact Pestle in game for more information.
Happy Blogging!
-Pestle, Curator of Infinite Asylum
Infinite Asylum--Back In Full Swing!!
Pestle-Scryers
, Oct 15, 09 11:54 PM.
Two months ago, Infinite Asylum stepped away from Azeroth and retired. Soon after, it was resurrected sans heavy raiding. Since then, IA has blossomed into something marvelous and is thriving stronger than ever. Many old faces, and even some new ones, are helping to shape IA into its wondrous niche once more. I wanted to take this time to thank all the members of IA in helping restart up the crazy machine and keep the ideals installed from day 1, intact. A guild, no matter who puts forth the gold to start it, is not owned by any one person. From the moment others join in, it becomes property of every single member there--and it is that which makes IA strong.
Congrats, my guildies! IA is once again our home away from home. A place filled with friends and laughter, and free from the drama that seems to plague our server.
I don't mean to brag, but there is definitely something to be said when a guild that holds no raiding interests at present, still attracts new members (and old ones that left previously to pursue raiding interests). Every guild member should be proud to have contributed to the success of IA, and know that you all have my respect.
Soon we shall be clammering about during Hallow's End, farming the pumpkin king endlessly and working towards the meta achievement! Here's to you, Infinite Asylum /cheer!
If you're not currently in IA but think we might be the right home for you, hit any member up in-game for questions/concerns and a short interview, or check out our recruitment forums for a quick and easy way to apply offline.
Take care!
-Pestle, Curator of Infinite Asylum
Recruitment Re-opens!
Pestle-Scryers
, Sep 13, 09 6:43 AM.
Greetings all you crazy people!
I'm happy to announce that recruitment for the newly revamped <Infinite Asylum> is now open. IA is now geared toward heroics and casual gaming. It still maintains the long lived ideals it has always held, but now we're no longer focusing on 'raiding' ...instead, we're aiming toward heroics and other such content. It makes for a much more relaxed playtime.
If you're interested in joining, there are two ways to do so:
You can fill out a simple cut/paste application on our Recruitment forum.
You can contact Pestle in-game anytime (via mail or whisper etc)
Keep in mind, we are still a mature rated guild without censorship. It will take some time to flesh out the guild ranks and get an active player base again, so please show patience :) If you have friends who are interested, send them here or have them contact Pestle!
Hope to see you all in-game!
-Pestle, GM of Infinite Asylum
IA--light!
Pestle-Scryers
, Aug 25, 09 8:15 AM.
One week after retiring our home, Infinite Asylum, I came upon the realization that I simply do not fit into any other guild. I tried quite a few out with alts. They either had tunnel vision for one particular interest in the game, or they were more censored than a chuck e. cheese's ballpit. It was these experiences that led me to the decision to pull IA out of it's retirement, in a way.
IA is back, but it is no longer going to be about 'raiding' multiple times a week etc. It's a small guild based around the same social aspect and friendship. All old members of IA are welcomed to return, should they choose to do so (and many are). IA will become a guild that does heroics, achievements and other 'fun' stuff. Raiding has it's place in WOW, but in order to successfully raid, you have to lose other parts of the game itself. I am quite happy that IA will be a nice small 'friends' guild, with the same no censorship rulings etc.
Infinite Asylum is where I belong. Be it 5 people in a guild, or 100. If you are an old member of IA and would like to return, just contact any member in-game for an invite, as all 'demented' members can now invite.
I know not all will understand the change, and some even resent or hate me for retiring IA and then pulling it back up so soon. I accept that. But understand that I did what I thought best at the time, for the members of the guild. Just as I am doing this, as I believe it's best for my IA friends (many stopped playing when IA broke up...and upon re-opening, they've returned). If I can help my friends have some virtual shelter to enjoy their game under...then it's worth it.
This site will remain up, however it will most likely lose it's 'awesome look' soon, as I've canceled the subscription (it ain't cheap folks!).
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Raid Point (DKP) Standings Enhancements
GuildPortal Change Log Entry
3/12/2010 6:55 PM
The Raid Point Standings widget has been given a boost in functionality with today's code push! While the widget on a page displays much as it has before, clicking on it will open a dialog with a log of drops the member has paid out DKP for, manual adjustments made by events admins, and a full event attendance history.
In addition, event admins are able to add manual adjustments directly from the dialog (under the "Manual Adjustments" tab). No need to hunt around in the control panel for that, anymore!
Finally, a new button is visible to event admins when viewing a specific event using the Calendar widget that makes it possible to go directly into event follow-up, without needing to hunt down the event in the calendar widget editor listing. The link to directly edit the event itself has been converted into a button to make it easier to find, as well. Both are along the top.
New Web Mail UI
GuildPortal Change Log Entry
3/11/2010 3:13 PM
A new web-based mail interface goes live with today's push! The new UI brings GuildPortal's mail up to date with some of the more intuitive mail systems out there, offering grouping, improved sorting, and simplified custom folder creation.
It no longer requires a dedicated tab, as clicking on the Mail links (regardless of navigation type) will now open it in its own window. For those who already have sites with an inbox widget on a page, it will now load the new UI embedded inside. Admins who are particular about style settings within pages may want to remove their dedicated mail page completely and just let the links do the work.
Custom Event Roles and More
GuildPortal Change Log Entry
3/4/2010 4:39 PM
Custom Event Roles top the list of items included with tonight's code push. Click the Edit button under your calendar and then click the "Custom Roles" link at the top of the editor window. This allows you to add to the list of default event roles like DPS, tank, healer, etc. In addition, you also have the option to completely replace the default roles and use only your custom-provided ones. The check box for doing so is located in the same place.
Some bug fixes included in the update:
Clicking on Manage Guild Associations for a character will no longer result in a redirect to the GP home page.
A blank page will no longer show up when sending new mail from the inbox.
Adding a new custom event category, and then immediately adding a new event, will now show the newly-added category (previously, you had to close the window and re-open it).
There is now an option in the Control Panel, under Style Settings : Text, that makes it possible to specify the spacing between lines in posts, news, and other areas.
More font options have been added to the Control Panel, under Style Settings : Text.
Various widgets have had their output modified slightly to make them more uniform with the rest of your site.
Subscribing Helps, but there is More You Can Do!
GuildPortal Change Log Entry
3/3/2010 12:06 PM
Most of you know that since December of 2003, GuildPortal has been donating $1 from every guild web site subscription and subscription renewal to
Food for the Hungry
, a non-profit organization dedicated to providing relief services to the poor, including emergency assistance and educational programs that provide impoverished communities the knowledge they need to better sustain themselves.
Right now, the
40th Annual Hunger Fund
is
multiplying donations 53 times
. That means for every dollar, $53 in actual aid is shipped for suffering children and their families in Haiti and 13 other countries facing widespread disease and hunger.
We wanted to bring this to your attention so that you can participate in helping the Hunger Fund save lives even more dramatically, $1 at a time, via your direct donations, if you so choose. For more information, please visit
The Hunger Fund
.
A bit of legalese: GuildPortal is in no way being compensated for linking to The Hunger Fund or Food for the Hungry.
A Thanks and a Push
GuildPortal Change Log Entry
3/2/2010 7:04 PM
First, thanks to everyone for your patience during the recent updates. They were by far, the most extensive and complicated set of changes to the infrastructure during all of GuildPortal's time online. We apologize for the constant revisions we needed to make to the estimates.
Now, back to normal! Tonight's code push includes a fix for the news item viewer's commenting functionality (when opened from the small news widget).
Chat Room Enhancements and Blog Fixes
GuildPortal Change Log Entry
2/26/2010 2:31 PM
Links to blogs from the most recent blog entries widget, as well as links to your own blog in both the top and side nav areas have been fixed.
Also, upon entering guild chat rooms, you are shown the help command. When you type it in, you can see the available slash commands for chatting. Included are sending a sound to the room, listing available sounds, and sending an emote.
Saturday, February 27th Maintenance
GuildPortal Change Log Entry
2/24/2010 2:08 PM
From Saturday at midnight until completion (some hours later), GuildPortal will be down for maintenance. This is the final phase in a series of infrastructure updates we've been making. It will also address the problem with adding images to your galleries.
February 15th Maintenance
GuildPortal Change Log Entry
2/9/2010 2:34 PM
Due to rampant zombie infestation of the current data center, there will be an 8 hour service window beginning February 15th at 11:00 PM EST, during which there will be a data center migration of servers, switchgear, and associated IT equipment from the current facility to a new data center.
All attempts were made to fight off the zombies, including liberal use of fire, shotguns, Ving Rhames, and just about everything you can find inside a sporting goods store.
Downtime will likely not take the full 8 hours. Estimated downtime is calculated as follows:
10 minutes - fit armored vehicle with weaponry
30 minutes - shutdown of servers and un-rack
15 minutes - load time
30 minutes - transport
15 minutes - unload time
60 minutes - re-rack of servers
15 minutes - buffer time for overruns
4.9 minutes - check for zombie bites
.1 minutes - whack any zombie bite victims
The migration has been planned extensively over the past 6 months and we anticipate a limited amount of downtime. This procedure has been rehearsed with test equipment and live ammunition in a wide array of scenarios, such as:
Zombie attacks on the armored convoy while en-route.
Zombie ambush at new facility.
Zombie development of the ability to run (usually only the UK versions do this, but one can never be too careful).
Zombie conversion (via bite) of IT personnel while servers are being handled (IT personnel are expendable and will be sacrificed).
In order to avoid encountering yet more zombies, we have planned our route to steer clear of the following types of areas: malls, farm houses, high schools, colleges, places of work, places with people, military installations, amusement parks, golf courses, highways, and London.
Game News
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Community Interviews: The Arena Master
Rise to Power Contest Winners
WoW Comic Contest: Honorable Mentions
Screenshot Gallery Update: Love is in the Air
There's a Mouse on Your Face!
Community Interviews: Enigma
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