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What is Infinite Asylum?
~~~WELCOME TO INFINITE ASYLUM!~~~

<Infinite Asylum> is an Alliance guild based on the social aspect of WOW. We're all friends (new and old) and no matter what we're doing, we're gonna have fun doing it! We're a mature rated guild and we don't censor our members. Being able to just be ourselves and laugh about anything and everything is what separates IA from every other guild out there. If it's funny but it'd get you slapped, fired or stabbed...we probably talk about it on a daily basis! IA is a small guild focusing on Heroics and other non-raiding aspects. Bragging rights, loot, and progression are NEVER our driving force in this game. Fun, friendship and humor are why we stick around. That being said we're not for everyone and that's ok. We don't want to be a giant guild filled with faceless strangers.


There are some simple rules to live by in IA:

  • No Drama. (if you are a drama magnet or enjoy it, fuck off :). Drama is NOT tolerated in this guild, so either be civil and work issues out in a mature fashion or i'll cut you. This also pertains to /trade/general and wow forums.)
  • Don't be a loot whore. We all like to gear up our toons, but if your goal is to gear up as fast as possible and see new content when it's brand new; don't waste our fucking time. We are NOT your stepping stone to a raiding guild. If you use us to gear up and bail, don't expect us to be happy about it. We're here for the people, for the fun. NOT. THE. GEAR.
  • Ventrilo is encouraged. Encouraged to have or get ventrilo and a working mic or headset (we're almost always on). Ventrilo is not required for general membership but you will miss 90% of our conversations if you don't have it. To raid, you are required to at least be able to listen to vent.
  • The Guild-Bank is a privilege. Gaining access to the Gbank is not merely based on the time you've logged in this guild. Quite simply: the more you put into IA, the more IA will help you. We reward those that think of others first. Pay it forward is something we live by. Authenticators are required for any member wishing access to the gbank.
  • Represent your guild well. If you wear our guild tag above your character, you are expected to represent the ideals of the guild, and not be a total jackass to people. This pertains to every aspect of the game, even forums.
  • We don't censor. IA is rated MATURE and therefor we do not censor ourselves on vent, chat or the forums. Headset mics are suggested for those that have younger folk around while playing, but it is up to each individual to choose the level of censorship they feel appropriate. Guild wide censorship will NOT happen. If you are overly sensitive to a topic or subject, it is not up to the guild to omit those topics while in your company. Make no mistake: we can and will say whatever the FUCK we want in gchat and vent. If you want a professional work environment: GO SOMEWHERE ELSE. No one's here to intentionally offend people, so things should be taken in jest.
  • No begging. Begging for materials or gold, is frowned upon. We're a helpful guild, but we're not your personal bank. This also pertains to soliciting other players for gold/items/runs etc. Work for what you want and you'll enjoy it more.
  • We're not a twink guild. Though we are helpful, we are NOT a TWINK guild, and will not be supplying anyone with twink items, enchant mats, or constant twink runs. The gbank is NOT for twinking. If you wish to twink, you will be funding that escapade on your own. If you're interested in twinking and nothing else, this isn't the guild for you.
  • This is not a dating service. Many of us have significant others within the guild, but they are REAL LIFE significant others. Online romance and dating is something that always leads to drama. Keep it out of the guild, or I'll do it for you with a gkick. This is a place to have fun, not get laid. See the No Drama rule.

Join us all in a laugh!
-Pestle

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Tuesday Downtime = IA member sightings!
Pestle-Scryers, Mar 16, 10 2:25 PM.




Hello fellow wow'ers! I decided that since today is downtime..I'd post a little snapshot of a couple of our guild members dueling it out in Walmart recently! Above, we see Vashad and Umbracog of Infinite Asylum dual-wielding swords to the death! Shortly after, the 'npc guards' escorted us all out of their 'arena' :D

Got a funny picture of IA members and want me to add a bit of 'wow' to it? Contact Pestle and let's do this! :D

Happy Tuesday, everyone!
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IA goes blogger!
Pestle-Scryers, Dec 15, 09 9:31 AM.




Infinite Asylum has just expanded it's interests! You read it correct, folks--IA has a new project...we're (dun dun dun!) blogging!

You want tips/tricks or other random stuff from guild members? Visit http://infiniteasylum.blogspot.com/ and keep an eye out for new articles! Patch days get boring...so :D

Are you a member of Infinite Asylum and wish to post articles on the new blog? Contact Pestle asap and she will chat with you on what you would like to contribute. There are articles for classes, specs, pvp, rp, raids, heroics..you name it...if you want to write about it (and it pertains to wow)...It can be done!

Not a member of Infinite Asylum, but interested in contributing to the blog? Contact Pestle in game for more information.

Happy Blogging!

-Pestle, Curator of Infinite Asylum
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Infinite Asylum--Back In Full Swing!!
Pestle-Scryers, Oct 15, 09 11:54 PM.



Two months ago, Infinite Asylum stepped away from Azeroth and retired. Soon after, it was resurrected sans heavy raiding. Since then, IA has blossomed into something marvelous and is thriving stronger than ever. Many old faces, and even some new ones, are helping to shape IA into its wondrous niche once more. I wanted to take this time to thank all the members of IA in helping restart up the crazy machine and keep the ideals installed from day 1, intact. A guild, no matter who puts forth the gold to start it, is not owned by any one person. From the moment others join in, it becomes property of every single member there--and it is that which makes IA strong.

Congrats, my guildies! IA is once again our home away from home. A place filled with friends and laughter, and free from the drama that seems to plague our server.

I don't mean to brag, but there is definitely something to be said when a guild that holds no raiding interests at present, still attracts new members (and old ones that left previously to pursue raiding interests). Every guild member should be proud to have contributed to the success of IA, and know that you all have my respect.

Soon we shall be clammering about during Hallow's End, farming the pumpkin king endlessly and working towards the meta achievement! Here's to you, Infinite Asylum /cheer!

If you're not currently in IA but think we might be the right home for you, hit any member up in-game for questions/concerns and a short interview, or check out our recruitment forums for a quick and easy way to apply offline.

Take care!
-Pestle, Curator of Infinite Asylum
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Recruitment Re-opens!
Pestle-Scryers, Sep 13, 09 6:43 AM.

Greetings all you crazy people!

I'm happy to announce that recruitment for the newly revamped <Infinite Asylum> is now open. IA is now geared toward heroics and casual gaming. It still maintains the long lived ideals it has always held, but now we're no longer focusing on 'raiding' ...instead, we're aiming toward heroics and other such content. It makes for a much more relaxed playtime.

If you're interested in joining, there are two ways to do so:

You can fill out a simple cut/paste application on our Recruitment forum.
You can contact Pestle in-game anytime (via mail or whisper etc)

Keep in mind, we are still a mature rated guild without censorship. It will take some time to flesh out the guild ranks and get an active player base again, so please show patience :) If you have friends who are interested, send them here or have them contact Pestle!

Hope to see you all in-game!

-Pestle, GM of Infinite Asylum
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IA--light!
Pestle-Scryers, Aug 25, 09 8:15 AM.

One week after retiring our home, Infinite Asylum, I came upon the realization that I simply do not fit into any other guild. I tried quite a few out with alts. They either had tunnel vision for one particular interest in the game, or they were more censored than a chuck e. cheese's ballpit. It was these experiences that led me to the decision to pull IA out of it's retirement, in a way.

IA is back, but it is no longer going to be about 'raiding' multiple times a week etc. It's a small guild based around the same social aspect and friendship. All old members of IA are welcomed to return, should they choose to do so (and many are). IA will become a guild that does heroics, achievements and other 'fun' stuff. Raiding has it's place in WOW, but in order to successfully raid, you have to lose other parts of the game itself. I am quite happy that IA will be a nice small 'friends' guild, with the same no censorship rulings etc.

Infinite Asylum is where I belong. Be it 5 people in a guild, or 100. If you are an old member of IA and would like to return, just contact any member in-game for an invite, as all 'demented' members can now invite.

I know not all will understand the change, and some even resent or hate me for retiring IA and then pulling it back up so soon. I accept that. But understand that I did what I thought best at the time, for the members of the guild. Just as I am doing this, as I believe it's best for my IA friends (many stopped playing when IA broke up...and upon re-opening, they've returned). If I can help my friends have some virtual shelter to enjoy their game under...then it's worth it.

This site will remain up, however it will most likely lose it's 'awesome look' soon, as I've canceled the subscription (it ain't cheap folks!).

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